Darkfall Online - Released

[Smash Doctor GRAND]

Playing Darkfall is like sitting in a hot tub filled with nothing but angry bees.
The graphics look like world of warcraft after a crippling stroke, and the same could be said about the gameplay.
On top of that Darkfall has more balancing issues then Mastersword, and is about as appealing as an ex girlfriend riddled with herpes. This game should spend another 8 years in the alpha stage.

 

[Wrath]

Playing Darkfall is like sitting in a hot tub filled with nothing but angry bees.
The graphics look like world of warcraft after a crippling stroke, and the same could be said about the gameplay.
On top of that Darkfall has more balancing issues then Mastersword, and is about as appealing as an ex girlfriend riddled with herpes. This game should spend another 8 years in the alpha stage.

Wow best review ever!

 

[kai]

Playing Darkfall is like sitting in a hot tub filled with nothing but angry bees.

Drinking Power Thirst is like riding in an ice-cream truck full of ANGRY BEES.

Best. Commercial. Ever. <_<

 

[Thothie]

On top of that Darkfall has more balancing issues then Mastersword,

That's as unpossible as me failing english!

and is about as appealing as an ex girlfriend riddled with herpes.

I dunno... Some of my ex's would look pretty good to me riddled with herpes about now... *sigh*

 

[Tentadrilus]

Ah, yes, but would you want to sleep with them knowing they had herpes? That's what he was getting at.

 

[Dejiko]

Playing Darkfall is like sitting in a hot tub filled with nothing but angry bees.
The graphics look like world of warcraft after a crippling stroke, and the same could be said about the gameplay.
On top of that Darkfall has more balancing issues then Mastersword, and is about as appealing as an ex girlfriend riddled with herpes. This game should spend another 8 years in the alpha stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkXd9nzLnfw

holy shit, that's a pretty awesome stroke!

are we even talking about the same game?

 

[Thothie]

Ah, yes, but would you want to sleep with them knowing they had herpes? That's what he was getting at.

Oh I could see risking it with one or two of them, hence the *sigh*.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkXd9nzLnfw

holy ****, that's a pretty awesome stroke!

are we even talking about the same game?

Well, I could see what he means about the gfx being a little "WoWie" - although more WoW+ than WoW-, from the look of it.

Useless game play trailer doesn't have a single HUD shot though. Can't even tell if this is an RTS, FPS, or MMORPG from that demo.

 

[HomestarR]

Everyone I know that has played it have nothing good to say about it.