Gabe Newel RKS Victims for April 1st 2012

[Thothie]

Here's this year's Gabe Newell text compilation. It's been ordered by time.

Sun Apr 01 02:07:41 2012> Yui(1): :/ btw did anyone else see that thing with the music and stuff?
Sun Apr 01 02:08:09 2012> Yui(0): btw did anyone else see that thing with the music and stuff >.>
Sun Apr 01 02:08:14 2012> Killer101(0): LOL ah
Sun Apr 01 02:09:22 2012> Yui(0): it scared me because it displays some message about deleting your character if you touch it...
Sun Apr 01 02:09:29 2012> Killer101(0): its april 1st
Sun Apr 01 02:09:35 2012> Yui(0): oh...
Sun Apr 01 02:09:58 2012> Yui(0): *facepalm* wait it's not yet here... *pout*
Sun Apr 01 02:10:03 2012> Killer101(0): lol

Sun Apr 01 07:24:32 2012> zeus(0): the hell, gabe newell, lols
Sun Apr 01 07:25:32 2012> zeus(0): eh april fools prank
Sun Apr 01 07:25:34 2012> zeus(0): oh well
Sun Apr 01 07:25:45 2012> MrJohnson(0): totally forgot that gabe ball
Sun Apr 01 07:26:30 2012> MrJohnson(0): OH NOES

Sun Apr 01 09:03:10 2012> Chaotic94(0): GOD DAMNIT. **** OFF GABE.
Sun Apr 01 09:03:28 2012> Chaotic94(0): You know about that thing, right?
Sun Apr 01 09:03:40 2012> vunam(0): which thing?

Sun Apr 01 09:53:00 2012> PleagueX(0): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sun Apr 01 09:53:10 2012> PleagueX(0): GABE LEAVE ME ALONE
Sun Apr 01 09:53:27 2012> PleagueX(0): Leave me and my character alone dude.
Sun Apr 01 09:53:42 2012> PleagueX(0): OH ****
Sun Apr 01 09:54:34 2012> PleagueX(0): What the hell?
Sun Apr 01 09:54:40 2012> PleagueX(0): HAHAHAHHAHA
Sun Apr 01 09:54:45 2012> PleagueX(0): Phew!
Sun Apr 01 09:55:29 2012> PLAYER_LEFT: PleagueX

Sun Apr 01 10:18:35 2012> Chaotic94(0): WHY,
Sun Apr 01 10:18:36 2012> vunam(0): WTF
Sun Apr 01 10:18:38 2012> zeus(0): lol
Sun Apr 01 10:18:39 2012> MrJohnson(0): DONT LET HIM GET YOU
Sun Apr 01 10:18:39 2012> Chaotic94(0): WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME.
Sun Apr 01 10:18:48 2012> Chaotic94(0): **** OFF GABE.

Sun Apr 01 10:32:00 2012> Chaotic94(0): Ahahaha.
Sun Apr 01 10:32:35 2012> vunam(0): does he really delete chars?
Sun Apr 01 10:32:39 2012> MrJohnson(0): yes
Sun Apr 01 10:32:47 2012> PleagueX(0): lol no.
Sun Apr 01 10:32:49 2012> MrJohnson(0): but only on 1st of april
Sun Apr 01 10:32:49 2012> zeus(0): can u guys see the ball?
Sun Apr 01 10:32:50 2012> PleagueX(0): Its an april joke.
Sun Apr 01 10:32:58 2012> Chaotic94(0): Lol, but I was caught by him.
Sun Apr 01 10:33:02 2012> PleagueX(0): Yeah me 2.

Sun Apr 01 10:46:19 2012> MrJohnson(0): **** gabe

Sun Apr 01 12:23:57 2012> The Lila Lord(0): oh no its gabe newell

Sun Apr 01 13:07:51 2012> vunam(0): lol he wants to delete my char
Sun Apr 01 13:08:05 2012> Killer101(0): not really lol
Sun Apr 01 13:08:06 2012> vunam(0): its an april joke

Sun Apr 01 13:59:18 2012> vunam(0): STOP EATING ME GABE IM NOT DELICious
Sun Apr 01 14:02:30 2012> vunam(0): i hate this **** melody
Sun Apr 01 14:02:35 2012> vunam(0): its annoying me
Sun Apr 01 14:02:36 2012> Chaotic94(0): Same.
Sun Apr 01 14:46:11 2012> vunam(0): gabe is hacking
Sun Apr 01 14:51:06 2012> vunam(0): i hope gabe is not going to join us
Sun Apr 01 14:51:10 2012> Chaotic94(0): Yeah.
Sun Apr 01 14:51:17 2012> vunam(0): the melody is annoying
Sun Apr 01 15:06:41 2012> vunam(0): he got me
Sun Apr 01 15:06:43 2012> vunam(0): gabe

Sun Apr 01 18:01:27 2012> Malachi(0): does this Gabenewell ball really delete you? oO
Sun Apr 01 18:01:31 2012> Malachi(0): bye friend.
Sun Apr 01 18:01:37 2012> Chaotic94(0): Nah, it's an april fools joke.
Sun Apr 01 18:01:43 2012> Yui(0): 1 april... ^^
Sun Apr 01 18:01:44 2012> Chaotic94(0): It will end after 1st April.
Sun Apr 01 18:01:44 2012> Malachi(0): of course, hah

Sun Apr 01 19:05:22 2012> Hero Harkan(0): who is gabe newell anyways
Sun Apr 01 19:06:01 2012> Ductface(0): Gabe Newell works at Valve, why does it keep saying he's trying to eat me?

 

[PY004]

This was great! I was surprised that some people actually were brave enough to get eaten by the gabe ball. Especailly last year when it first came out, some people were so scared to even approach that thing.

Credits of the April Fools Concept: Thothie!

 

[MrJohnson]

It was awesome. As I did a year pause on MSC it was a pure coincidence to come back around 1st of April. When suddenly the gabe ball popped up all came back to me from last years april fool madness

Was a great time when we did old_helena and that friggin ball was floating around the battlefield all the time making it a semi-disco. But later on I leaped into him, just to shut him up.

Theres another good quote I remember when the gabe ball was floating above the houses of old_helena
zeus: Well, I went up the house so he can't reach me, then he flew inside the window
[...]
zeus: Mother****** is flying!

 

[zeus9860]

Yeah it was fun in OH, map crashed 3 times and i got the prank twice in the middle of 5-6 players most of the time...

Theres another good quote I remember when the gabe ball was floating above the houses of old_helena
zeus: Well, I went up the house so he can't reach me, then he flew inside the window
[...]
zeus: Mother****** is flying!

Second one is true, first one the ball clipped through the ground and got me when i went upstairs. It was like bouncing under me and suddently bounced too high and got me.

Seen some weird stuff with it aswell, that middle wall on OH, i got it trapped there for a few minutes and i also saw it slide down the wall on one of the sides while bouncing and it flew away... i think thats the one i said the 2nd line.

 

[MrJohnson]

Ah yeah, thanks for clearing that up. I was busy busting orc heads and didn't quite remember the first part word by word - I just knew you where upstairs and he still got you

Would be a good comedy short film - 6 guys fighting in OH and server keeps crashing making everybody rage, meanwhile a gabe-trollface ball is floating around in the background with his funky/annoying music.