Pimpsta quotes.

[Jelly]

Just out of curiosity, do anyone remember them all? I have forgotten most of them and would like a good luls again.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

GO POND SALT
EVEN MY SON KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS

[sarcasm]jump in the hole[/sarcasm]

U SERIOUS? I SERIOUS

DID YOUR 25 WATTS BULB SHRINK TO 5 WATTS?

THERE SHOULD BE A BOSSROOM WITH 15 ATHLON BOSSES

THIS THREAD IS GETTING DRIFT OUT OF SUBJECT

SOMEONE LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE IT BECAME STUPID

 

[Jelly]

Haha.
*Writes down*
They must be treasured and kept forever.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

I just found another really good one:

hey dumbass thats out of subject! keep it to the topic of this thread!

 

[Sabre]

GO POND SALT
EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD SON KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS

[sarcasm]stay in the hole[/sarcasm]

U SERIOUS? I SERIOUS

DID YOUR 25 WATTS BULB SHRINK TO 5 WATTS?

THERE SHOULD BE A BOSSROOM WITH 15 ATHLON BOSSES

THIS THREAD IS GETTING DRIFT OUT OF SUBJECT

SOMEONE LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE IT BECAME STUPID

Fixed them for historical accuracy.

 

[Thothie]

I shouldn't contribute to this travesty, but for the interest of historical preservation - was there not some comment about not being afraid of anything due to the time he spent in jail? Anyone remember the exact wording of that one?

 

[Tentadrilus]

Random pImPsTa quotes:

one stupid thread! The listenserver is the simplest thing you can every configure. If not... Your DUMB!

I LOLED!

someone needs to make iron underwear or a cork.


you should have gone for it! use rubber bands... Not condoms... just rubber bands!

I am clueless.

time to call 1-Men-InB-Lack to repair this! (What the f?)

That's all I have time for. Unfortunately, couldn't find the jail quote.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

I shouldn't contribute to this travesty, but for the interest of historical preservation - was there not some comment about not being afraid of anything due to the time he spent in jail? Anyone remember the exact wording of that one?

IM NOT AFRAID OF JAIL
I ALREADY BEEN THERE TWICE

(I think that's it)

By the way, you contributed to this travesty... :|

here is list of things I have done while FN was down

shaved my legs...
ran 2 miles...
went swimming...
watch TV...

BLAH BLAH BLAH they all are boring to me!

here is list of things I have done while FN was down

shaved my legs...
ran 2 miles...
went swimming...
watch TV...

BLAH BLAH BLAH they all are boring to me!

 

[Thothie]

IM NOT AFRAID OF JAIL
I ALREADY BEEN THERE TWICE

(I think that's it)

By the way, you contributed to this travesty...

I need the occasional guilty pleasure.

Darn, I thought it was something more comical than that though, IIRC - I LOLED.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

I'm still looking for the jail quote (I have too much time on my hands right now) but I just did find this one:

If you guys play bloodrose... Here is my suggestion... keep an eye open for bone blades that just fall...

 

[zeus9860]

rofl, that huge sized part from the quote is catchy and funny

 

[Sabre]

I couldn't find the jail quote...I think either the search engine fails, or we lost it moving over to the new forums.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

BE READY WORLD!!!11 GOW IS COMING!!1!!11

Not sure if it's COMEING or COMING

It is pimpsta after all.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

So I found some quotes:

Someone please close this! This is too much drama here.

okay this topic should be closed! it is getting drift out of subject.

pfffttttt. I get drunk every friday night at O'Brien... Maybe I should try play MSC while I am drunk as a dog.

because my account will become bugger!

*** **** **** **** **** now I am done.

The thread always get off topic after 2 days!

VORTEX REPAIRED HIS GOLDEN AXE!

followed by

lol.. im not telling where to find the ore... buuuuuttt i will tel u that to fix the axe is 10k and to make

it so it doesnt brake again is 100,000 gold... those are real numbers and im not making this **** up sooo.. good luck..

dat iz so rad!!1 eye wud not waent 2 hav mai ax 2 brake bcuz wen i hit dey gas i want mai axxe 2 go forwart 2 kil fings 4me!!!11

aslo, postinge dat u fixedet ur ax w/o sayng how is abuot as lame as acehigh say he gots cat pis armoure

can someone interrupter what he said please?

I said it correct! ham and cheese sounds gay!

okay STFU! Someone closed this thread before it become stupid.

here is list of things I have done while FN was down

shaved my legs...
ran 2 miles...
went swimming...
watch TV...

BLAH BLAH BLAH they all are boring to me!

I am level 32 and I took out Athlon myself yesterday...

If you guys play bloodrose... Here is my suggestion... keep an eye open for bone blades that just fall...

lol 17? wtf.... I am 24 u dickhead. u know how old am I.

how bout 15 Athlon and 2 bigger boss! I will be happy... Just don't make those damn crystals and the falls!

YOU FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

ummmmm... no... I am on pain killer... and I am little stoned from it...
and english language can kiss my ass... and Men in Black can blow me!

And do me a favor... GO POUND SALT!

I dare MIB to come up and say something to me... If he does then he got a dildo up in is crack!

Nobody is perfect. Your just a plan dumbass!

Please be patience

You have seen nothing yet Shuriken. your just a plan dumbass!

I know a lot of you guys here doesn't know how babies born or how to create a baby.

could you make a strict on the map so nobody under level 30s would join the map?

I give up! some of you don't have a full "developed" brain...

I don't give a damn what you think. at least grow up internet or non-internet.

YEP THATS RIGHT! I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! AND DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! I know a lot of you IM me saying "what does pound

salt means?".... OH MY GOD! My 6 years old son knows what it means very well. What happen? did your 25 watts bulb shrink to 5 watts?
Once again... I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! Have a nice day.

hey dumbass thats out of subject! keep it to the topic of this thread!

CHECK YOUR PM! I JUST GAVE YOU 1/2 OF THE EXPLOITS!

oh thats right. I forgot... GET OVER IT AND GROW SOME **** BALLS!

no...

POUND **** SALT!

ts funny to see a lot of these topics are going out of subject. then eventually it will be lock. LAWL!

my medications are taking away my intelligence.

GoW will still be a guild! GoW will and does not give a damn what other thinks.

running from cops are so much fun when I was a teenager.

[sarcasm] stay in the hole [/sarcasm]

I LOLED

Doc... If you want to get god damn stupid again then go to off topic where I don't give a damn.

time to call 1-Men-InB-Lack to repair this!

I had a rich wife who took my son... and got tired of listening to every single sh*t every f*cking day. Money can not shut their f*cking big mouth.
I think I learned all my drama from her...

Trust me, you don't want a rich girlfriend...
my ex-wife destroy my credit by putting $20k of debt. I have been paying on it since 2002 and still owe 6,000 dollars left and child support... d*mn that f*cking rich b*tch.

After the divorce... I was eating chicken ramen noodles for a year...

They cost somewhere 5 dollars to 10 at Sam's club. you get like 50 of em.
add some cheese to it and it wouldn't taste so bad...

Here is a question for you Villager,
How old are you? why aren't you taken Anger Management? You should let those grudge out, if not then your a coward!

you should have gone for it! use rubber bands... Not condoms... just rubber bands!

The listenserver is the simplest thing you can every configure. If not... Your DUMB!

Since you guys are being an ass... this game isn't worth playing.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a few of the greatest pimpsta quotes, including the ever-elusive jail quote... Sorry, Thothie.

1) I DONT GIVE A DAMN AND F*CK!
2) U SERIOUS? I SERIOUS
3) IM NOT AFRAID TO GO TO JAIL, I ALREADY BEEN THERE TWICE

Someone else will have to find these.

 

[Jelly]

YEP THATS RIGHT! I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! AND DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! I know a lot of you IM me saying "what does pound

salt means?".... OH MY GOD! My 6 years old son knows what it means very well. What happen? did your 25 watts bulb shrink to 5 watts?
Once again... I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! Have a nice day.

That is epic win! I lol'd hard.

Also, IIRC, "U SERIOUS? I SERIOUS," was from ingame. Not sure about the other two missing quotes.

 

[Sabre]

[kwote="J-M v2.5.5"]So I found some quotes:

Someone please close this! This is too much drama here.

okay this topic should be closed! it is getting drift out of subject.

pfffttttt. I get drunk every friday night at O'Brien... Maybe I should try play MSC while I am drunk as a dog.

because my account will become bugger!

*** **** **** **** **** now I am done.

The thread always get off topic after 2 days!

VORTEX REPAIRED HIS GOLDEN AXE!

followed by

lol.. im not telling where to find the ore... buuuuuttt i will tel u that to fix the axe is 10k and to make

it so it doesnt brake again is 100,000 gold... those are real numbers and im not making this **** up sooo.. good luck..

dat iz so rad!!1 eye wud not waent 2 hav mai ax 2 brake bcuz wen i hit dey gas i want mai axxe 2 go forwart 2 kil fings 4me!!!11

aslo, postinge dat u fixedet ur ax w/o sayng how is abuot as lame as acehigh say he gots cat pis armoure

can someone interrupter what he said please?

I said it correct! ham and cheese sounds gay!

okay STFU! Someone closed this thread before it become stupid.

here is list of things I have done while FN was down

shaved my legs...
ran 2 miles...
went swimming...
watch TV...

BLAH BLAH BLAH they all are boring to me!

I am level 32 and I took out Athlon myself yesterday...

If you guys play bloodrose... Here is my suggestion... keep an eye open for bone blades that just fall...

lol 17? wtf.... I am 24 u dickhead. u know how old am I.

how bout 15 Athlon and 2 bigger boss! I will be happy... Just don't make those damn crystals and the falls!

YOU FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

ummmmm... no... I am on pain killer... and I am little stoned from it...
and english language can kiss my ass... and Men in Black can blow me!

And do me a favor... GO POUND SALT!

I dare MIB to come up and say something to me... If he does then he got a dildo up in is crack!

Nobody is perfect. Your just a plan dumbass!

Please be patience

You have seen nothing yet Shuriken. your just a plan dumbass!

I know a lot of you guys here doesn't know how babies born or how to create a baby.

could you make a strict on the map so nobody under level 30s would join the map?

I give up! some of you don't have a full "developed" brain...

I don't give a damn what you think. at least grow up internet or non-internet.

YEP THATS RIGHT! I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! AND DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! I know a lot of you IM me saying "what does pound

salt means?".... OH MY GOD! My 6 years old son knows what it means very well. What happen? did your 25 watts bulb shrink to 5 watts?
Once again... I AM A RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! DEAL WITH IT OR POUND SALT! Have a nice day.

hey dumbass thats out of subject! keep it to the topic of this thread!

CHECK YOUR PM! I JUST GAVE YOU 1/2 OF THE EXPLOITS!

oh thats right. I forgot... GET OVER IT AND GROW SOME **** BALLS!

no...

POUND **** SALT!

ts funny to see a lot of these topics are going out of subject. then eventually it will be lock. LAWL!

my medications are taking away my intelligence.

GoW will still be a guild! GoW will and does not give a damn what other thinks.

running from cops are so much fun when I was a teenager.

[sarcasm] stay in the hole [/sarcasm]

I LOLED

Doc... If you want to get god damn stupid again then go to off topic where I don't give a damn.

time to call 1-Men-InB-Lack to repair this!

I had a rich wife who took my son... and got tired of listening to every single sh*t every f*cking day. Money can not shut their f*cking big mouth.
I think I learned all my drama from her...

Trust me, you don't want a rich girlfriend...
my ex-wife destroy my credit by putting $20k of debt. I have been paying on it since 2002 and still owe 6,000 dollars left and child support... d*mn that f*cking rich b*tch.

After the divorce... I was eating chicken ramen noodles for a year...

They cost somewhere 5 dollars to 10 at Sam's club. you get like 50 of em.
add some cheese to it and it wouldn't taste so bad...

Here is a question for you Villager,
How old are you? why aren't you taken Anger Management? You should let those grudge out, if not then your a coward!

you should have gone for it! use rubber bands... Not condoms... just rubber bands!

The listenserver is the simplest thing you can every configure. If not... Your DUMB!

Since you guys are being an ass... this game isn't worth playing.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a few of the greatest pimpsta quotes, including the ever-elusive jail quote... Sorry, Thothie.

1) I DONT GIVE A DAMN AND F*CK!
2) U SERIOUS? I SERIOUS
3) IM NOT AFRAID TO GO TO JAIL, I ALREADY BEEN THERE TWICE

Someone else will have to find these.

[/kwote]




I think I remember where 1) came from, but I haven't found it yet.

(And no, I don't quotefail, it won't let me quotetrain. )

 

[Sabre]

Double post for some possible lulz:

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3879 <- Us actually somewhat defending pimpsta >_>

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=4230

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3928 <- J-M STYLE AWESOMENESS, TOO MUCH. (Butsrslylolwut)

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3517 <- MS:C, the virus

thats really sick of someone staring at a dildo

mega tracker was kicked out of GoW
I wasn't around when the cheat was going on.
Remember June 1st I had no internet until the end of June for over 3 weeks.
I kicked out krayman and mintree too.
I wasn't around when I could have report it.

GoW does not cheat, and you know that for fact. You just think your perfect.
Since you guys are being an ass... this game isn't worth playing.

 

[Thothie]

Urban Dictionary: GO POUND SALT - Mystery solved? Except for when the pond comes into it...

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

PIMPSTA POND SLAT??

Golden quote from the good old days when MIB was an incredibly annoying, offensive grammar nazi, and therefore entertaining...

 

[Thothie]

Slat, Sladd, whatever. Obviously letters mean nothing at this point.

 

[Sabre]

Slat, Sladd, whatever. Obviously letters mean nothing at this point.

 

[HomestarR]

If I recall correctly, the whole jail and "prision" quote was in a PM or something.

if you want to continue t o complain about it then come to face to face. I have already villager that. I am not afraid to go to jail or prision because I have been there twice.

 

[Monika's_BFFEx0256]

Damn, wish I was around when pimpsta was, I could have had a few laughs.

 

[HumanSteak]

Hahahaha that sure brings back a lot of good memories But now I miss pimpsta :|. The forums were so alive back then, so alive that we had to CLAM DOWN THE TOPICS. Now it's a bit too CLAM to my taste...

 

[PBarnum]

Now it's a bit too CLAM to my taste...

Couldn't had said it better.