Potion of Dwarven Fists

[Echo717]

Okay, I had this great idea, how bout a potion that when drunk replaces your fists with dynamite, and then when you punch things you explode.

 

[Monika's_BFFEx0256]

Okay, I had this great idea, how bout a potion that when drunk replaces your fists with dynamite, and then when you punch things you explode.

This man deserves a medal.

 

[The Man In Black]

Lay off the dwarves. You have no idea how angry they'd be if they understood sarcasm. As is, it just goes way, way over their heads.

 

[Tentadrilus]

I, for one, do not want to piss off the dwarves. I heard they have an explosive temperament.

 

[Monika's_BFFEx0255]

Last time I went to gatecity.bsp, Daragoth, I angered a dwarf so bad, he practically went off. Short fuses there to say the least. Every time I try to talk to one of them, I get a barrage of flak and insults.

Okay, I'll stop.

 

[The Man In Black]

"I used to make fun of dwarves like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." -- Deralia Guard

 

[Monika's_BFFEx0255]

"Let me guess, someone stole your Steam xbow?"
"My Cousin is off programming dragons and what do I get? NPC duty."