I got this in my email from my grandmother. (of all people to send me funny things)
Either way I found this stuff rather comical maybe you don't maybe you do either way you had a chance to look at it.
IDIOT SIGHTINGS!
IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. The
Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,
and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a ½
horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower." I responded that ½ was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO,
it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair
since.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too
many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a
good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, KS .
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg. He was a
Chef?
Yep...From Kansas City !
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge. To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. S he asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager
commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas
Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't
understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the
Da llas County Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched
from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "its open! His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi !
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STAY ALERT! They walk among us .. and they REPRODUCE!!!
Either way I found this stuff rather comical maybe you don't maybe you do either way you had a chance to look at it.
IDIOT SIGHTINGS!
IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. The
Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,
and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a ½
horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower." I responded that ½ was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO,
it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair
since.
______________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to request
the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too
many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a
good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, KS .
______________________________________________________
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg. He was a
Chef?
Yep...From Kansas City !
______________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge. To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
______________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. S he asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KS
_____________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager
commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas
Instruments.
_____________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power
strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't
understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the
Da llas County Sheriffs office no less.
_____________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched
from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "its open! His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi !
_____________________________________________________
STAY ALERT! They walk among us .. and they REPRODUCE!!!
