Cruel Jokes!

[Wrath]

I was bored so I decided to make this thread woooo!

Now for my joke!

What way do you put a baby in a blender?!

Legs first so you can see the expression on its

 

[Tentadrilus]

What way do you put a baby in a blender?!

You don't, because it's macabre and illegal.

 

[Red Cell]

How do you make a thread fail faster than pimpsta getting banned?

create a thread like this

 

[Wrath]

How do you make a thread fail faster than pimpsta getting banned?

create a thread like this

What you dont like messed up jokes? :?

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

How do you derail a thread that wasn't going anywhere in the first place?

By posting stuff like this:
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[Thothie]

Hey, it's not that bad a joke...

...Gabe Newell would laugh.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

I'm sure he'd toast wrath while drinking the product, as well.

 

[The Man In Black]

Hey, it's not that bad a joke...

...Gabe Newell would laugh.

I applauded.

 

[Crow]

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark; "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Mr. Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Just last year, (on 5 July 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hits a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

 

[The Man In Black]

Ah, thank you, Crow! My favorite comedian (Eddie Izzard) once made reference to "Neil Armstrong" and the "oral sex joke", but I never knew what he was talking about and was too lazy to check it out.

 

[Sabre]

Eddie Izzard is good, but George Carlin is Comedy God.

 

[PBarnum]

I love George Carlin.

But my all time favorite is Dave Chappelle. I liked Dave Chappelle before he got his show. I started to like him when I first saw him in The Nutty Professor.

 

[Sabre]

Yeah, he's funny...Too bad everyone's all
"IM RICK JAMES B!TCH LIEK OMG LOLOL"
And
"MMM MMM BITCH BFF JILL ROFLTASTIC"

 

[PBarnum]

Yea I know, that is why I always have to explain when I started likeing him so I don't fall into that crowd.

 

[Dridmar]

Yeah, he's funny...Too bad everyone's all
"IM RICK JAMES B!TCH LIEK OMG LOLOL"
And
"MMM MMM **** BFF JILL ROFLTASTIC"

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... =chappelle