Bees

[PBarnum]

So I was cruisin home after school. Bright and sunny day, just thinking of what I was going to do when I get home. The light turns green and I start to go. Only to my suprise, A BEE FLIES INTO THE WINDOW!!!!!!

I freak out and it gets defensive and stings the bottom of my forearm. I am forced to park and get the stinger out and try to find the bee. Though it was supposed to die after it stung me, it didn't and was flying around. Then it flew under my pedels and behind my stereo controls. So when driving home, I could hear it flying around, though it couldn't get out.

I like to think it died a long and painful death.....

I am deathly afraid of bees, by the way.

 

[Mikkel]

Yeah, bees suck
Luckly we don't have so many in Denmark

 

[Jelly]

Though it was supposed to die after it stung me, it didn't and was flying around.

Wasp maybe?

 

[Mikkel]

Though it was supposed to die after it stung me, it didn't and was flying around.

Wasp maybe?

Wasp suck even more

 

[Jelly]

Yeah, because they survive after stinging and are ready to sting again. They don't leave the stinger behind though, so they probably inject less poisen.

 

[WeissberV]

I got some magic for u

Bee sting + vinegar = win

 

[Mikkel]

I got some magic for u

Bee sting + vinegar = win

that plant is magic!

 

[PBarnum]

No, this plant is magic:


Anyway, it wasn't a wasp is was a normal bee.

 

[Cuith]

I hate bees, too. I'm allergic, though, so when I get stung I have to go to the hospital. Not very much fun, and they're everywhere around construction sites, which is where I work.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

No, this plant is magic:

No, that is a photo of Amsterdam.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

No, this plant is magic:

<3


Oh, and H8 BEES.

 

[Red Cell]

</3

 

[Jelly]

</3

/agrees

 

[Mikkel]

lol @ <3
Who even smoked it?

EDIT: And Jelly wtf, are you smoking in secret?

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Not me - the only harmful thing I ever tried in my life was one cigarette to discover what smoking was like (gross).

Uhm... and occasionally beer, if that counts >_>
But no drugs whatsoever.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

I smoked it!

Actually, I'm about to smoke, but yeah. Since this seems to be turning into a "lul wat drugs do u do" thread, here's me: Pot and alcohol. I'm DEFINITELY not doing anything else. Pot's natural, unless it's laced with coke or something. I've only smoked that once, and on accident, and never again.

So I'll stick with my drugs of choice, and maybe throw in some salvia. I'm gonna stay away from the hard shit, it's just not worth it.

 

[WeissberV]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer Realised what they were now, removed what i said >< lol

 

[Mikkel]

I've only smoked that once, and on accident, and never again.

And yet you <3 @ the picture of it?

 

[Shurik3n]

This thread made me remember the time I was attacked by bees one thanksgiving . One of them stung me in the eyelid and it swelled up huge... this was in like 3rd grade.

 

[WeissberV]

only bad thing happend to me with bee's is when i was 4 years old a bee stung me it hurt lol nothing happend ever since

 

[tehrilez]

rofl you guys are scared of bees

i usually leave them alone.

but if I saw one of these..

 

[Red Cell]

Pot's natural

Naturally bad for your body.

 

[tehrilez]

Pot's natural

Naturally bad for your body.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

Pot's natural

Naturally bad for your body.

Ah. So is a lot of things.

 

[villager]

I hate pot for one reason: My friend is a homeless, moneyless f*cking pothead, sleeping next to my living room. Every f*cking day I wake up to "Aaaaaaye, what's going on?" OR "How'd you sleep?" or some other bullsh*t small talk he can barely formulate. He such a lazy son of a b*tch and I'm getting tired of his ass laying around my house, walking in and out whenever he pleases and grabs my keys off my desk at 12:00am THEN asks me if he can use my keys. What the f*ck and I suppose to say, "No, you can't use my keys, get the f*ck out of my room."

Sorry, I'm just so sick of his awesome hobby and I practically complain to my girlfriend about it 24/7, what would you guys suggest on how I should handle the "Get the f*ck out." conversation that I might soon give him.