Bees

[Shadeska]

We can't.
We're just not you.
Remember what happened last time so-and-so asked for advice about his first date? Of course...we had pimpsta back then but...ah, well, whatever.

 

[ceriux]

im alergic to all bug bites / stings

 

[Wrath]

I hate pot for one reason: My friend is a homeless, moneyless f*cking pothead, sleeping next to my living room. Every f*cking day I wake up to "Aaaaaaye, what's going on?" OR "How'd you sleep?" or some other bullsh*t small talk he can barely formulate. He such a lazy son of a b*tch and I'm getting tired of his ass laying around my house, walking in and out whenever he pleases and grabs my keys off my desk at 12:00am THEN asks me if he can use my keys. What the f*ck and I suppose to say, "No, you can't use my keys, get the f*ck out of my room."

Sorry, I'm just so sick of his awesome hobby and I practically complain to my girlfriend about it 24/7, what would you guys suggest on how I should handle the "Get the f*ck out." conversation that I might soon give him.

What you should do is murder him. To dispose of the body what you do is put it in a wood chipper, burn the remains of what comes out, and then cast the ashes into the sea!

 

[Sabre]

I hate pot for one reason: My friend is a homeless, moneyless f*cking pothead, sleeping next to my living room. Every f*cking day I wake up to "Aaaaaaye, what's going on?" OR "How'd you sleep?" or some other bullsh*t small talk he can barely formulate. He such a lazy son of a b*tch and I'm getting tired of his ass laying around my house, walking in and out whenever he pleases and grabs my keys off my desk at 12:00am THEN asks me if he can use my keys. What the f*ck and I suppose to say, "No, you can't use my keys, get the f*ck out of my room."

Sorry, I'm just so sick of his awesome hobby and I practically complain to my girlfriend about it 24/7, what would you guys suggest on how I should handle the "Get the f*ck out." conversation that I might soon give him.

What you should do is murder him. To dispose of the body what you do is put it in a wood chipper, burn the remains of what comes out, and then cast the ashes into the sea!

You dumbass, you hack the body up in the bathtub and dissolve it with lye...Amateurs :roll:

@villager:
Simple. Move all his stuff onto the porch or into the hallway(whichever=outside your residence), and grab his entry key. Then, find his stash, and when he says "AYyyyyyyy...What's going o...Dude, you have my stash!" you throw it out the door, and lock him out...The end

 

[Wrath]

Pffff where am i going to get all that lye were not made of lye you know!

Same goes with wood chippers but those are available given you have the right excuse and cover story.

 

[Red Cell]

Have you ever tried just telling him you want him out of your house?

 

[Wrath]

Have you ever tried just telling him you want him out of your house?

Yaaaaaaawn thats boring think of something fun to with him like tie him to a wrecking ball, or put light him in fire, or maybe cut open a cow and stick him in the cow and sew up the cow with his head sticking out somewhere so he can live even though the cow would die!

 

[Red Cell]

Have you ever tried just telling him you want him out of your house?

Yaaaaaaawn thats boring think of something fun to with him like tie him to a wrecking ball, or put light him in fire, or maybe cut open a cow and stick him in the cow and sew up the cow with his head sticking out somewhere so he can live even though the cow would die!

You need to see a professional therapist.

 

[PBarnum]

I smoke... Well not any more. Just got over it. Its now just beer.

Thats such a big bee. *Shutters*

 

[Sabre]

I am surprised and even appalled that no one has done a "THIS LOOKS SHOPPED" pictar yet. xD

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

I've only smoked that once, and on accident, and never again.

And yet you <3 @ the picture of it?

Heh, didn't see this.

...I'm pretty sure the lacing with coke is post-drying.



Oh, and, Villager, it's not anyone's fault that your friend is stupid, except himself, and maybe his parents. That or he did other drugs you are unaware about. Chances are it's the last one. It's true that pot IS a gateway drug, but only if you let it be.

And anyway, lawl @ pot debate on teh intarnetz

 

[Blasto121]

I am surprised and even appalled that no one has done a "THIS LOOKS SHOPPED" pictar yet. xD

Well in the end its actually a real bee, its a Japanese hornet. They don't have traditional stingers either, they have the ability to shoot poison instead. They also have a real knack for shooting their prey in the eyes, they are some of the few bees that can fall almost any form of animal. They are highly territorial, one knows when they start to approach a hive you can hear the deep humming of all there wings.

They only live in the mountains of Japan and should be avoided at all costs.

 

[PBarnum]

It looked like one of thoes plastic gag bee things that you scare people with. I didn't think it was a bee... Just the thought of one being that big though is another thought.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

Remind me never to go to the mountains of Japan.

 

[Sabre]

Poor Japanese...
At least they can make a good situation out of it...Hornet sushi anyone? :X

 

[Red Cell]

Poor Japanese...
At least they can make a good situation out of it...Hornet sushi anyone? :X

That doesn't even make sense. Unless the hornet is a type of seafood.

 

[Sabre]

Poor Japanese...
At least they can make a good situation out of it...Hornet sushi anyone? :X

That doesn't even make sense. Unless the hornet is a type of seafood.

Sushi doesn't have to have seafood...Sushi is how they prepare the rice.

 

[Red Cell]

Poor Japanese...
At least they can make a good situation out of it...Hornet sushi anyone? :X

That doesn't even make sense. Unless the hornet is a type of seafood.

Sushi doesn't have to have seafood...Sushi is how they prepare the rice.

In Japanese cuisine, sushi (鮨 or 鮓 or, most commonly, 寿司) is a food made of vinegared rice combined with a topping or filling of fish, seafood, vegetables, or egg.The topping may be raw, cooked, or marinated; and may be served scattered in a bowl of rice, rolled in a strip of seaweed, laid onto hand-formed clumps of rice, or stuffed in a small tofu pouch.

 

[FER]

This is taken from wiki:

"In Japan's mountain villages, the larvae and pupae of hornets are valued as a delicacy. They are eaten deep fried or as a kind of hornet sashimi."

 

[Sabre]

This is taken from wiki:

"In Japan's mountain villages, the larvae and pupae of hornets are valued as a delicacy. They are eaten deep fried or as a kind of hornet sashimi."

HOLY SHIT! And I was just joking XD

 

[Wrath]

Have you ever tried just telling him you want him out of your house?

Yaaaaaaawn thats boring think of something fun to with him like tie him to a wrecking ball, or put light him in fire, or maybe cut open a cow and stick him in the cow and sew up the cow with his head sticking out somewhere so he can live even though the cow would die!

You need to see a professional therapist.

I tried that but they all quit i don't understand why though.