Bludgeon V2 (hopefully i finish.)

[Gurluas]

any progress on the model Gaz?

 

[minimoose43]

Hello, my name is Roger Windfield. I am here today to discuss the proper techniques for understanding the basic TFT 2.0 modulator.
Many of you might remember me from the CTR forums but they began to supress my knowledge and bring it to a hault. If you do not fault my actions upon my request, the company will go down the tubes. I am here and I am able to increase our product revenue rate by 10%, thus increases the average stockholders(you) rate of income by more than a barrel of water.

Description 1
Over the recent years I have been trying to determine the average outcome of your emplyment rates. Hopefully if you understand it well enough, you can take actions and become up and over the standard employee.

Description 2
Taken upon the recent events, I have noticed that you are able to reconcile the average basis upon my natural rights. Alien acts are the course in which I under stand.

Example 1.a
"My wheels are running. My investments are local, regional and international."Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud - Action - Long Term Investing - Investing -


With this in mind we are now able to overcome what our local investments have determined. I hope you are following me.

Example 2.a
Never make a poor man home.

This is a saying that would make myself a leader upon those that make it hard enough for others. If this is one of the many things you hear, then make it one. I would like that to be our number 1 goal.


Conclusion
If you all agree with me over this course of action, you will all become richer and never be poor again. I hope that you will soon leave this alone and join me. In the next couple of days I will be having a picnic at Six Flags over texas, and you all are invited. At the begining of the year, I had assigned each and everyone of you a minotaur egg. By this time I am hoping that it has grown and become mature.


Attack Plan A
We will enter through the main gates riding our minotaurs. Before entering the park, I will assign everyone chainmail and a +3 dragon axe. Everyone in Squadron A will take out the women and children first, hopefully we dont kill them, we can use them as slaves. Next Squadrons B and C will take action and hunt down the men. We will slay them and use them as meat. From there, I myself will fly in through the back entrance on a genetically mutated vulture and take control of the roller coasters. We can use the tall ones as vantage points. After this, it will become tricky, the coast guard and border patrol will soon have heard of our plans and try and take us out. This is why squadron D, I will be equiping you with bows. You will take out all of the commanding officers. Then everyone should know their part after this.

Good Luck Men.

 

[PBarnum]

wtf

 

[evilsquirrel]

uhhh....thats an odd bit of spam

sure you got the right forums? maybe target us with some fake screenshots or something, it'd be funnier.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

 

[Thothie]

I suppose I should use my auth as forum moderator in this section and delete that but... It's too damned funny. :roll:

 

[ceriux]

any updates?

 

[Gaz]

Not yet, having to fix up some things in pvk_island first, for the next PVKII patch

 

[Vomica7]

Not yet, having to fix up some things in pvk_island first, for the next PVKII patch

nice mod btw.
<3

 

[evilsquirrel]

Not yet, having to fix up some things in pvk_island first, for the next PVKII patch

please fix knights chest area...the darn pillars block movement like crazy :|

 

[The Man In Black]

Not yet, having to fix up some things in pvk_island first, for the next PVKII patch

please fix knights chest area...the darn pillars block movement like crazy :|

And also make it so people can't throw the Vikings booty overboard constantly

Seriously, I spent more time fishing than anything when I was viking. We were MOBBED by noobs who just kept throwing them off and running (Both knights and pirates at the same time)

 

[evilsquirrel]

hehehe...yeaah...you may want to consider changing up that viking area to give them a better spot for thier loot, as its rather easy to steal atm.

 

[ceriux]

hehehe...yeaah...you may want to consider changing up that viking area to give them a better spot for thier loot, as its rather easy to steal atm.

or just also make the water also a control position for the chests.

 

[evilsquirrel]

no...then the vikings just hide it down there, just playerclip around the ship a bit so its easier to get on/off, and maybe add some other things

 

[Netrogor]

I have noticed chest spamming jackasses on PVK2 myself here... especially on pvk_island. Like pirates, they'll enter the Knight's stronghold and throw barrels of explosive DOOM all over the damned place while hiding behind corners & locking the knights into the damned place... then they grab a chest & throw it, grab it again, throw it again, moving REALLY fast when they SHOULDN'T be able to.

 

[evilsquirrel]

i just hope backwards movement speed is reduced

 

[Gurluas]

i hope this offtopic chat ends in a pvk thread.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Yes, I concur! All hail the mighty bludgeon! Foul words such as "Pirates", "Vikings" and "Knights", and especially "II", do not belong in a topic devoted to the all-high holyness of the realm of Daragoth! Listen to the priest emperor Gurluas, our beloved leader of the bludgeon sect! Bow down to him and our mighty deities, the bludgeons!

 

[zEdge3]

bludgeons lol

 

[Vomica7]

update plox. :'(

 

[evilsquirrel]

we live on pictures gaz D:

 

[Gaz]

I can post a new render if you want, but it will look EXACTLY like the last

Be patient

 

[Vomica7]

anything?

 

[Gaz]

Nope, but I've unwrapped the rat. Ive just not had time.

 

[evilsquirrel]

D: x 100

i guess the bludgeons in bloodrose will stay disabled for now :roll: