I found a cannibal joke xD

[bugleboy]

joke: There were three men who were lost in the forest, and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and gather ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruit. The first one came back to the village and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten by the tribe." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed, eaten, and went to heaven.

The second man arrives at the village and shows the king his ten fruits--blueberries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this would be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, dropped the blueberries, and therefore he was also killed, eaten, and went to heaven.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Jim, why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Jim replied "I couldn't help it, I saw Bob coming with a cart of watermelons."

 

[villager]

Ah, great joke I heard a slightly different version of it though, instead of a forest it was an island, and it was pineapples rather then watermelons

 

[bugleboy]

LOL

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Not a bad joke

 

[Netrogor]

Hehe, I read that a few weeks ago too. It is funny

 

[PBarnum]

Hahaha that was good.

 

[Pottymouth]

Looks like Bob will meet them both in heaven pretty soon also.

 

[Shurik3n]

Heard this like 6 years ago, still funny. Always a good joke.

 

[evilsquirrel]

Looks like Bob will meet them both in heaven pretty soon also.

No.

this joke is actually a true story - the story of the creation of goatse.

 

[Sabre]

Looks like Bob will meet them both in heaven pretty soon also.

No.

this joke is actually a true story - the story of the creation of goatse.

 

[villager]

Heh, I get it. I wish I didn't :|

 

[Sabre]

I don't think ANYONE that knows about Goatse wishes they did.

 

[HomestarR]

...but goatse has nothing to do with a butt.


goatse is a hermaphrodite.

 

[Sabre]

It's the...Stretching...

 

[PBarnum]

Sabre please stop!

 

[Netrogor]

I guess we know how Sabre gets off now
don't know if I am messin yet, do you really or am I assuming?

 

[The Man In Black]

That was a little more than anyone needed.

 

[Fadda]

Goatse could take the entire tribe up that mofo

 

[Dridmar]

Is goatse a shock site?
The only one I've seen is that lemonparty shit when a friend told me to go to that.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Lemonparty, meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and hai2u are the only ones I know of.

And that's more than enough

 

[evilsquirrel]

b0g is an awesome site, lots of cool pictures of things you didn't even know existed!

 

[The Man In Black]

Meat spin is hilarious. Last time Squirrel and Husky were over, I brought it up, covered my eyes, and listened to the screams/"you spin me right round, baby, right round"

XD

 

[Shurik3n]

Take my word for it, theres way worse stuff out there.

 

[The Man In Black]

Porsche Girl!

 

[Jelly]

Motherman.