Lol-a-thon

[Jelly]

Lol'd @ Sabre's

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

 

[Postal]

http://www.holytaco.com/25-clever-exam-answers

 

[Echo717]

+1 lol postal

http://www.fstdt.com/Top100.aspx?archive=1

 

[Tradion]

http://www.fstdt.com/Top100.aspx?archive=1

"Quote# 62318

No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand."


That part was fucking hilarious

 

[Thraxis]

+1 1/2 to Echo, Picture was great, link was great but after a while I couldn't laugh at the quotes anymore, went from "This is hilarious" to "This s*** from people makes my brain cry."

 

[Shadeska]

"Quote# 61257

In his speech in Turkey.......Barack HUSSEIN Obama ADMITTED that he was a Muslim.........
Obama bowed PROSTATE in front of the Saudi King at the G-20.
WHY would he do this? Answer: BECAUSE HE IS A MUSLIM.
Since he has LIED PROFUSELY about his TRUE RELIGION during his campaign.......couldn't he be impeached for misrepresenting himself and lying many, many times? Isn't he COMMITTING TREASON by going to other countries and DISSING the United States??? I consider Obama a TRAITOR to the United States.
Obama claims in that same speech that the United States IS NOT a Christian nation. That we are merely a nation of similar ideals.
Do Obama voters think this way? If so, then you may as well know this.........."I" will never be a Muslim, I will never CHANGE my religion for Obama or any of you FR**KS OF NATURE.
Obama does not speak for me.........I am a CHRISTIAN......and will REMAIN SO.
Obama and ALL of his FELLOW MUSLIMS can go POUND SAND."

Wait, what? "Go POUND SAND"? Pimpsta, is that you?

 

[PBarnum]

I lol'd at Postal's.

 

[Tradion]

Another one that had me laughing till i wanted to pee

"Quote# 65891

I'm actually glad that I am mentally ill because I have noticed that a lot of mentally ill people are Christians."

Sadly this is true...

 

[Thothie]

Meh, glad you guys can still laugh at this... Dunno if yer from Europe, where you're not so affected by it, or just lucky, but this gives me less LOLz and more terrorz and dreadz. Folks like this nearly run my country now, and their power is only increasing. I've had friends driven out of the country by politically active nutjobs just like this guy.

To Mary Boyd: intolerant? Looks like you're intolerant of homophobes. I'm going to call you Bitch okay? Bitch, there are many reasons as to why homosexuality is fucked up. Number 1, it's by choice. If it was genetic, hey, not their fault their genes are fucked up, but when a person willingly chooses to become gay that's when I get angry. Not only am I angry that Gay's even exist, i'm pissed that you consider Gays as people. These 'people' want special rights for them and THEM only. Since when has being a fag entitled you to having extra rights?
You know what they did back in the biblical times? They killed gays. That's right, stoned their asses to death. You know why? Because God hates gays. By not hating gays, you're disobeying him, and you don't want to go to hell do you?

I often wonder, what does your god have to demand of you, before you realize you're worshipping an evil god?

But, if you found that funny, you'll find this funny too:
http://www.beastobama.com/beastwatch/index.html
But as for me, it gives me nightmares... >_>

 

[PBarnum]

Swing and a miss for me :?

I hate to have to pull this out for you Thothie but...

 

[Sabre]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=50

 

[Tradion]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=50

+1 fucking funny, and it kinda helped make my night!.. So +2 more

 

[Thothie]

Swing and a miss for me :?

I hate to have to pull this out for you Thothie but...

http://www.beastobama.com/beastwatch/index.html

Aww... If the Westboro Baptist's singing and choreographed to Michael Jackson's "Bad", rewording the lyrics of someone who's all but been convicted of child molestation into a blindly self-righteous and hate-filled religious hymn isn't funny, I dunno what is.

I think it's 404'ing on me now though. :/

Meh, eat You Tube Poop.

Although back on the -1 LOL topic, there is the The Sodom Mobile. (Might need to skip about half way to get to the funnay though.)

 

[Keldorn]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/disco ... onception/

 

[Thothie]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

Not that uncommon actually. I've read case studies on two other instances of parthenogenesis that may not be unique. In one instance, it was caused when a rare'ish type of bacteria penetrated a dormant egg, causing it to divide. The other was caused by odd calcification in the woman's uterus coupled with an electrical shock, causing division. Laboratory produced stem cells are generally created in a fashion similar to the latter (no sperm involved), so it's not that surprising it could happen. Granted, in those cases, both fetuses would have been a clone of the mother, had they been brought to term (didn't make it in either case). More classic and common, is the occasional hermaphrodite that, due oddities in his/her/its condition, self impregnates.

It is the first time I've heard of pregnancy through a knife fight though.

(Okay, no LOL's, but mildly interesting none-the-less.)

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

More classic and common, is the occasional hermaphrodite that, due oddities in his/her/its condition, self impregnates.

 

[Dejiko]

More classic and common, is the occasional hermaphrodite that, due oddities in his/her/its condition, self impregnates.

Actually, the story was that she got another woman pregnant. The guy that explained it said she was unable to get pregnant.

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

Ah, I missed that. I see that you're right.

DAMN YOU FOR LOGICALIZING MY FUNNY

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

map = shad_palace



Server crashed, restarted.

 

[Thothie]

I take it that guardian is working now?

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

He works about once every thirty attempts (literally)... he's even worse than in JAN2010a. But a few people already told me they PM'd you about it so that's why I didn't report it again.

But I'll set ms_guardian to "1"

 

[Thothie]

No, no one has reported it since JAN2010a. *sigh*

 

[Dejiko]

Pedobear sneaks into the 2010 winter olympics

 

[zeus9860]

No, no one has reported it since JAN2010a. *sigh*

wtf? And i thought Humansteak did that when the fix was released, some days after we did the map and it was still not working properly and he went afk to PM you details about that... >_>

Ah well, guess next time i'll have to try PM about it aswell.