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I hereby merge this thread with the Gary Gygax thread:
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So one sunny day i was eating this one thing, and it was awesome.. and then after that i kicked a donkey in the face. After kicking the donkey in the face he started to cry.

Here's a joke for you.

So there was a bar that had a Donkey. There was a sign that said "if you can make the donkey laugh you get $100 dollars" So I went into the bar. Paid the 5 dollar entry fee, and made the donkey laugh.

A week later the new sign was "if you can make the donkey cry you can get $200" SO i went in, paid the 5 dollar fee, came back out and the donkey was crying. The bartender said to me "how'd you do it? nobody else could make the donkey laugh or cry" And i replied "Well, the first time I told the donkey i had a bigger dick than him... THe second time I proved it"

Let me continue with this entirely long quote some other time :p... now to hit send or cancel?
 

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You also CAN'T quote train anymore, as you can't have more than 3 quotes-in-quotes (last I looked, anyway)
 
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