The MS:C CYOA

[Jax]

(A beats D 2 to 1. Your A&B combo don't count, guys )

To the bar! You pose heroically for no reason at all, then speed off to the Edana bar.

It's dark and dank as usual there. You see some pirates in the corner at the elevated part of the bar, and some BoU in the table nearest the door glaring at them. What will you do?

A. Get a drink from the razor-tits lady.
B. Talk to the pirates.
C. Talk to the BoU.
D. Talk to the guy who's looking sad in the corner.

 

[Jelly]

C. Talk to the BoU

 

[charcolishen]

Why don't I see 'flirt with the razor-tits lady'?

On with the drinking!
A

 

[Blasto121]

A. Get a drink from the razor-tits lady.

CHARM +10!

 

[Sabre]

A.
(And then C...But one of them looks bludgeon crazy...Might wanna avoid discussing those.)

 

[Jax]

You decide to talk to the razor-tits barmaid.

"What can I do ye for?" she asks.

What do you say?

A. A blow-job.
B. A beer.
C. A wine.
D. Forget it, and find somewhere to sit.

 

[The Man In Black]

(You need to die for a, and wine generally isn't reffered to with "a")

D (Razor tits scares me.)

 

[Vomica7]

You approach an old man and he tells you of his adventures in the sea, and he informs you that he now has a peg leg.
you look at both of his legs and they are perfectly intact.
glancing back up at him, you catch a wink in his left eye.
what do you do?

A. Cry.

B. Back away slowly.

C. Vomit.

D. Pull out your jigsaw and get to sawin'

 

[evilsquirrel]

B + C @ vomica

 

[Crow]

Bad vomica. Only Jax tells teh story XD

B! What in gods name did we come here for agian? Oh yea, beer.

 

[Blasto121]

B for Booze

 

[Lanethan]

B is for booze I say.

 

[charcolishen]

B.
Then A while our lonely adventurer starts his decent into drunkly drunkness. (I wanna see him get beaten up ;-; )

 

[Tirex]

B. I get drunk and in drunk status walk out of the bar and fall into the fountain then the Guards runs to me and yells "WTF?"
Then he takes his axe and kills Vladdy... RIP